She said: married women don’t change their name these days
He said: yeah … they don’t like to follow process
She said: the article said, most people don’t want to go through the paperwork
He said: really, filing a change request at work is more complicated than that.
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He said: what’s for dinner?
She said: how about something from the ITIL cookbook?
He said: there should be about 50 people
She said: i would recommend the Pink Elephant
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He said: you got another ticket?
She said: no way
He said: see they sent a snapshot of the back of your car with your license plate, jumping the red light, from those camera
She said: honey, what day was that
He said: it says last tuesday
She said: hmm… you were towing my car that day. Snapshots never tell the true story.
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She said: why are you always talking about change management?
He said: because it is so difficult
She said: well I bought you something which can solve the problem
He said: what is it?
She said: surprise
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She said: Bob and Joan are struggling to potty train Jack
He said: they should send him to the ITIL class
She said: why?
He said: it is all about release management
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He said: you look beautiful today
She smiled: thank you. What’s different?
He said: I can’t remember what you wore yesterday
She said: What #$! you only scan me once a day….
Add comment November 1st, 2006
She Said: what comes after birth control?
He said: change control
She frowned: Wrong. Babies you idiot.
He said: are you pregnant?
She said: I thought an ITIL guru would know “unfreeze, change, freeze“
Add comment November 1st, 2006
Why did BMC buy Remedy?
“Because they were in pain”
Add comment October 31st, 2006
She said: Who is in control?
He Said: You Are
She Said: Thank You
(Kids heard laughing in the background)
… They think they are in control …
Add comment October 31st, 2006
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