Archive for November 2nd, 2006
She said: married women don’t change their name these days
He said: yeah … they don’t like to follow process
She said: the article said, most people don’t want to go through the paperwork
He said: really, filing a change request at work is more complicated than that.
November 2nd, 2006
He said: what’s for dinner?
She said: how about something from the ITIL cookbook?
He said: there should be about 50 people
She said: i would recommend the Pink Elephant
November 2nd, 2006
He said: you got another ticket?
She said: no way
He said: see they sent a snapshot of the back of your car with your license plate, jumping the red light, from those camera
She said: honey, what day was that
He said: it says last tuesday
She said: hmm… you were towing my car that day. Snapshots never tell the true story.
November 2nd, 2006
She said: why are you always talking about change management?
He said: because it is so difficult
She said: well I bought you something which can solve the problem
He said: what is it?
She said: surprise

November 2nd, 2006
She said: Bob and Joan are struggling to potty train Jack
He said: they should send him to the ITIL class
She said: why?
He said: it is all about release management
November 2nd, 2006