Archive for November 2nd, 2006

Married Women

She said: married women don’t change their name these days

He said: yeah … they don’t like to follow process

She said: the article said, most people don’t want to go through the paperwork

He said: really, filing a change request at work is more complicated than that.

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What’s for dinner?

He said: what’s for dinner?

She said: how about something from the ITIL cookbook?

He said: there should be about 50 people

She said: i would recommend the Pink Elephant

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You got another ticket?

He said: you got another ticket?

She said: no way

He said: see they sent a snapshot of the back of your car with your license plate, jumping the red light, from those camera

She said: honey, what day was that

He said: it says last tuesday

She said: hmm… you were towing my car that day. Snapshots never tell the true story.

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Change Management

She said: why are you always talking about change management?

He said: because it is so difficult

She said: well I bought you something which can solve the problem

He said: what is it?

She said: surprise

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Potty Training

She said: Bob and Joan are struggling to potty train Jack

He said: they should send him to the ITIL class

She said: why?

He said: it is all about release management

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